The Best Music Video. Evar.

AverageBro is strictly for the chil'rens. Thus, I'm taking a pause for the cause to enjoy some fun time with my own kid, so he isn't trying to break in your house 18 years from now. I'm just paternalistic like dat'.

While I'm on vaca with AverageSis & AverageBaby, enjoy this fine educational video for the tots. There's a real message, and some really foul language too, so if you're down with keepin' the Day Job, you might wanna cop some earbuds.