...but you know the rest.
As if you guys needed any more evidence that our youth need guidance, here's the latest in Nigga Nonsense, straight from the Lone Star State.
Marche Taylor thought all her school friends will turn their heads to see her wearing the dress she prepared for the high school prom party, but instead she had to turn herself in after things got too tense and Houston police had to intervene.And I don't have to tell you which option this virtuous young lady chose.
Taylor’s skimpy dress showed a lot of skin and the chaperon didn't like that at all. She just refused to let the girl into the dance because the dress she was wearing was inadequate.
Things got tense and escalated at such a degree that school officials had to call the cops. A police officer showed up and escorted the teen girl out of the building, but not before handcuffing her.
Ms Taylor got very angry because the school officials just didn’t give her an option. According to her sayings, school officials told her to go home or go to jail.
Seriously, and I know this phrase is getting old, but "where the hell are the parents?"
No, I don't blame young Marche one bit. She's an impressionable young lady who craves attention. She wanted to wear a Freakum' Dress to the prom, and lacking any parental guidance, she took a few swatches of fabric right over to Aunt Nay-Nay's and got that bad boy sewn up. I'm glad the school principal knew better than to allow this sorta Magic City getup in the Senior Prom. And yeah, I'm still wondering where Marche's parents were when this news channel came to interview her, and somehow persuaded her to put the dress back on and parade in front of the nation.
[Editor's Note: Anyone else think it's a bit odd that CNN keeps picking up these sorts of stories? Last week it was Latarian, the preschool car thief. Today's it's Marche. Who knows what's next. Is this some sorta covert operation to derail the Obama campaign? And is it just me, or is Campbell Brown the ditziest, most untalented "journalist" evar?!?! I'm just sayin'.]
This is why I try my darndest, between the jokes and poorly-worded regional humor to convince you guys to Take The AverageBro Challenge and pour just a few of your hours into the lives of impressionable youth like Latarian, Soulja Girl, and oh yes, Marche Taylor. Some of our parents clearly aren't getting the job done, and blaming Bob Johnson, Debra Lee, and Soulja Boy isn't gonna change a damn thing.
Get off the bench, check in the game, and do your part.
A whole generation of preschoolers in Freakum' Dresses are waiting for you to come save them.
Houston Teen Handcuffed For Skimpy Prom Dress [AP]
