Obama's Baby Mama? Terrorist Fist Jab? Somebody Call The FCC!!!

Would someone please just shut down Fox News already?!!?

What semi-reputable news organization calls a Presidential candidate's wife a "Baby Mama"?!?!



I know, prolly the same sorta semi-reputable news organization that refers to the simple act of "dap" as a "terrorist fist jab".



They "made" this strumpet "apologize", but thankfully she just lost her Day Job. Well, not really. They just reassigned her. The mission's already been accomplished. She prolly got a raise for keeping this whole "terrorist" thing in the news cycles.



Seriously, why don't they just go ahead and don the white hoods and robes already?

I suppose there is some truth to the whole "baby mama" tag though. Michelle did indeed have two kids by Barry, so it's tasteless, but technically correct.

That said, I'm waiting to see the caption "Cindy McCain: Crackhead". Tasteless, sure. But also technically correct. So, put that on your crylon while you're at it.

I'm not holding my breath though.

I know I promised I was gonna do that whole AB.com Rates The Cable News Talkin' Heads: Fox News Edition post, but I don't think my stomach can take watching this travershamockery long enough to compile the necessary material. And reality is, the station is damn near writing the post for me anyway. Why waste the keystrokes?

Rupert Murdoch is crying ins... nah, on second thought, he's laughin' straight to the bank.

Question: Fox News is supposed to be a semi-reputable news organization, but if they keep this sorta BS up, can't the FCC step in or something? If you self-identify as a "conservative", does this sorta bullsh*t from your Flagship Propoganda Peddler make you feel a wee bit embarrassed? I mean, seriously, Fox News has to be like that drunk uncle you really wish would just shut up, right? Aren't they sorta undermining your legitmate party fundamentals with this sorta nonsense? Spool32, Daedulus, speak on it homies!!!

Fox News: "Obama's Baby Mama" [Houston Chronicle]

'Terrorist fist jab' anchor gets canceled [Chicago Tribune]