Poll Position: Keith Olbermann Would Kick Bill O's Behind?!?

Earlier this week, I asked ya'll who would win a hypothetical back alley brawl between Fox News blowhard Bill O'Reilly, and MSNBC bloviator Keith Olbermann.

Needless to say, like most editions of Poll Position, I wholeheartedly disagree with the final result.

Seriously folks, 81% for Olbermann? What parallel universe do ya'll inhabit? Sometimes I wonder.

Come on. I asked you guys to take your personal dislike for O'Reilly out of the equation and size the two combatants up objectively. You make not like Bill O' (his mom prolly doesn't either), but come on, there is no comparison between the two when it comes to sheer gulliness.

Watch him darn near rip Barney Frank a new one. {pause}



Watch him eviscerate some poor production assistant.



Bill tries to "get at" Barry.



Bill O' vs Cam'ron & Dame Dash.



Bill and Geraldo damn near take it to the streets.



Sorry folks, there's just no comparison. Yes, Olbermann is far better educated. He's more articulate. He's funnier. He's more polished. He's more likable, even if only marginally so.

But he would get his a$$ handed to him if he met Bill O' in a dark alley. In case you haven't noticed, most of Olbermann's highlights come when he's taking on a teleprompter, not an actually live human being who begs to differ.



Sure, good stuff, and I agree with Keith 95% of the time, and Bill -95% of the time, but one guy's clearly got the upper hand when it comes to fisticuffs.

This Week's Poll is all about the upcoming Maryland Referendum on slot machines (see the post that follows). I'm leaning towards voting for them, but I figure I should solicit the opinions of AverageNation™ so I can make a more informed decision come Tuesday.

As usual, vote early and often.