I'm sure some of you are wondering why I'd bother investigating a "natural male enhancement product" like Extenze in the first place. Am I lacking in a "certain area of the anatomy"? The answer is no. I do this in the name of investigative journalism. Keep your minds out the gutter. Nuff' said.
Anways, Extenze promises to grow your junk by 30%, and increase your libido by merely taking a few pills.
But does it actually work?
Since this is a family-friendly blog (yeah right), I decided to stick to a family-friendly website, Amazon.com, to pull my review data. What follows is a fairly representative sample of customer feedback, with unsavory info redacted and edited as I saw fit. Quite oddly, nearly all the reviewers are using their full gubb'ment names. I suppose there's some blog post just begging to be written about this, but you won't read it here. Anyways.
"Run away from this company NOW and stay away. Crappy product that doesn't work, makes you ill, and could be dangerous to your health, but the company charges you all sorts of 'fees' so it costs a lot more than you think. DO NOT TRY THE 7 DAY SAMPLER. Its just a gimmick to get your credit card number. $.97 will turn into $49.00!"Synopsis: If you weren't genetically blessed with an adequate package, it sucks to be you. Extenze can't fix what God didn't give you, but it can reak havoc on your credit card with phantom charges. And who the heck knows what sorta random side effects you might experience taking something not approved by the FDA? Besides, the ladies say size doesn't matter. Be happy with what you got. The product does seem to work for some folks, but given the exorbitant cost and seemingly iffy customer support, this prolly isn't work the money.
"I AM TALKING HERE AS A PROFESSIONAL NUTRITIONIST : DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT ! IT IS VERY HARMFUL TO HUMAN BODY! 500MG OF YOHIMBE IS CRAZY ! 50MG OF DHEA IS NOT HEALTHY FOR ALL MEN ! AND Xanthoparmelia scabrosa IS KNOWN AS A VERY TOXIC HERB ! DO NOT DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH WITH THIS B.S. ! THE ONLY REAL WAY TO GAIN SIZE IS TO HAVE SURGERY ! THIS IS ALL B.S.! DO NOT BELIEVE DR.STEIN! HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE MONEY BY MAKING YOU SICK! THERE ARE MUCH SAFER PRODUCTS OUT THERE..."
"I've been taking these pills for a month and a half now, guys, and there's absolutely no effect. This purchase was a complete loss of money, time and expectations. I'd advise anyone who is looking to increase the size of their privates to keep away from EXTENZE - IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!"
"I'm currently starting my second month. I started taking pills March 1st 2008 and I have yet to notice any sufficient changes. I have decided to stick with the product for the remainder of April. If no changes occur by the end of this month - I'm moving on to a different product."
"I've been popping these babies for awhile now. It ain't doing nothing for length, but it sure the hell works for thickness. The damn thing looks like a can of corn now! Can't say my wife's too crazy about the new Can O' Corn look(or feel for that matter). I'd only recommend this wacky stuff if you're planning on getting a job in a circus freak show."
"Ok ok listen here. This stuff does work. well for me anyways. The people that keep calling it garbage are just mad cuz it didn't work on them. If you follow the instructions and take ONE pill ONCE a day its just fine. try to take it at the same time everyday and try to take it with food. it works instantly. My first 7 days i noticed a very hard erection! and girth. I have been taking them fora month now and I am bout to order some more. I suggest ordering them on amazon tho cuz if u call the number on tv it will cost you 50 dollars for one month. Amazon charges 60 for 3 months. But it does work"
"I have used another enhancement product, but did not get the results I got with Extenze. I noticed results in just a matter of days. My wife did not know I was taking an enhancer and once it started working she asked one night, "are you taking Viagra or something, you are bigger than normal." She was right and pleased. I did not get any longer in length, which I guess is OK, but even I noticed a "big" gain in thickness. It does work and I recommend it highly!"
"OK for some unknown reason , my husband wanted to try the free weeks supply (and yes they do charge you 49.99 but you can send it back). It has not worked so far but I dont think it is supposed to in just a week. Anyways, if you guys are not making your woman happy, I suggest you try something else. We can find a bigger one, so if its you that are unhappy with it then i think you have other problems. If its your woman that is unhappy with it, well thats probably not the only thing she is unhappy about and good luck with that!!!"
Final Verdict: Grand Hu$tle!!! Get a better job and/or work on improving your ABC's.
Question: I won't even ask, because I know nobody will admit using this. I don't expect any comment. And once again, [||]/pause/nullus/NHJIC/"that's what she said" to this entire post just for good measure.
