More Definitive Proof That The President Is, Indeed, Black.

Exhibit A: Shows up at NBA basketball game. Gets free ticket hookup. Arrives fashionably late, with weedcarriers in tow. Forces 5 minute delay of tipoff. Sits front row, rather than high up in suites (like most Presidents) where he can't be seen or touched. Swills beer. Pops sh*t to hometown fans, long after his team has been mopped off the floor. Leaves early to go hit the clubs.



Exhibit B: Weekly radio address. Tells the haters who don't like his budget to get down or lay down.



Yep, our President is Black.