Could We Please Outlaw ProTools ASAP!!!

Yeah, I know this looks like some random dudes with zero skills, but these genuises are blowing up all over the innanet, and were even performing on Fox & Friends the other morning. Jesus, my ears are bleeding, this is just terrible. Do they have any idea how bad this sounds?



And WTH is that guy doing around the 2:41 mark when he says "don't matter if you're gay or straight"?!?