Star Trek Spoken Word Fail!!!

What the hell is Captain Kirk talkin' about?



[Editor's Note: NBC Universal sure knows how to ruin a fine joke. Litigious bastards! Watch this one while you still can.]

Question: Does this nonsensical rambling prove that William Shatner has finally lost it? Does this man need his head checked out? What sorta incoherent babbling is this? Does he really think this is poetic? Could a bunch of monkeys jumping up and down on a keyboard produce something more intelligible? Could I? You betcha'!