Well, It Could Be Worse. At Least We Ain't Detroit.

And you thought the Lions, Tigers, and Pistons combined records were why Motown stays losin'? Au contraire. Peep the latest in infamy from "The D".

Monica Conyers is (finally) headed to the clink. She ain't go down without a fight though. Get em' girl!



Pregnant chick starts a fight in Chuck E. Cheese's. The problem: too long a wait for birthday photos. I hate it when that happens too, Juanicka. The worst part happens around the 1:30 mark. Tell me if you caught it.



School Board President is functionally illiterate.



Question: Where Is Obama?!?