No, not Felix Jones, Phoenix Jones.
Man, this might be easier to believe if it was some sort of awful performance art. But the strange story of a real life Seattle Negro SuperHero[1] made it's way to Fox News, so it's apparently real.
Something tells me this guy's playing a prank on the media and he's about 10 steps ahead of the rest of us. Then again, he could just be a shermhead.
Yeah, that's prolly it.
Question: What do you make of this? Does this guy have a future in reality TV?
[1] No Shawn Kemp.