Ashy Or Classy?!? - Remaking A Strip Club Anthem To Sell Kiddie Products?!?

Anyone with kids under age 6 prolly knows what Hefty® Zoo Pals® are. For the uninitiated, they're just paper plates, napkins, and cups shaped like animals. They're also pretty flimsy, since the "ears" bend easily, and inevitably result in spilled chips and chicken nuggets that Dad has to clean up.

So yeah, I don't really like ZooPals.

What I do, however, like, is 90's Miami Bass music.

So what do you get when you mix the two? A truly ratchet commercial.



Sound familiar?!?



Uhhh, seriously, what ad agency got paid for this? Beyond being somewhat inappropriate, it's also jive creepy/pervy. I'm seriously hoping there's a brotha somewhere laughing his ass off at this, instead of some hipsters getting paid off the "irony" of suburban kids dancing to a booty clap anthem.

What's next? Remixing Captain Luke for Pampers?!?

"Face down, a$$ up, that's the way we like to poop!"

While I sorta think it's cool to flip old songs into commercials and my sons love this ad, I'mma call it Ashy. We're on a slippery slope here, folks.

Question: Ashy Or Classy?!? Is it cool to remake old songs to pedal cRap music to kids? Was Lil' Mama with the red hair gettin' it in, or is it just me?!?