AB.com Monday Open Mic.

I know what you've been saying.... "Breh, where the heck is the blog?" Well, it's back. I've been over my head at work, then off on Spring Break with 3 Kidz, but I'm back now and the blog should be back on its normal grizzly shortly. Anyways, here's some stuff for you to chew on in the interim...

Michelle Obama’s planned attendance at Kansas high school graduation sparks criticism - You can't tell me with a straight face that this doesn't have something to do with race. Sorry.

American wins the Boston Marathon - Of course, he's of Ethiopian/Somali descent, so expect a bunch of people to talk sh*t about this, because America.

Obama: 8 million have signed up under ACA - So does this make ObamaCare a success or not? I dunno.

Judge finds Chris Brown’s bodyguard guilty of assault in altercation with fan - We don't get many "Hollywood" style stories here in DC, which is the only reason this is notable. It's great to see weedcarriers take their charges like a man.

Some Megachurches Are Giving Out iPads, TVs to Easter Attendees - Recycling those tithes, I see...

Racist Easter Eggs Alarm Virginia Parents - Damn.

Boondocks Set to Return Monday Without Aaron McGruder - I'll watch anyway, but the 3rd season of this show already jumped the shark.

Question: What's on your mind today? Drop some links, start a convo.