How Rebb'n Wright Got His Groove Back.

Since I'm an equal opportunity offender, I couldn't just pass along misinformation about the Palin family's real life version of "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?". Nope, I'm on a roll, so how about this Obama-related nugget of Negro Nonsense while I'm at it? Cause, you know, I'm just bipartisan like that.

He almost wrecked Barack Obama's presidential dreams, and now firebrand pastor Jeremiah Wright has helped destroy a Dallas church worker's marriage - and her job, The Post has learned.

Elizabeth Payne, 37, said she had a steamy sexual affair with the controversial, racially divisive man of the cloth while she was an executive assistant at a church headed by a popular Wright protégé.

When word of the unholy alliance got out, Payne's husband dumped her, and she was canned from the plum job at Friendship-West Baptist Church, she told The Post.

"I was involved with Rev. Wright, and that's why I lost my job and why my husband divorced me," Payne said.

She refused to reveal when the adulterous affair started or how she met Wright.

Payne's husband, Fred Payne, 64, said he learned of the affair in late February, when he discovered e-mails between his wife and Wright.

"There must have been about 80 of them, back and forth," he said. "Wright said things like he was going to leave his wife for Elizabeth."

Wright has been married to his second wife, Ramah, for more than 20 years.

The preacher reportedly wooed Ramah away from her first husband in the 1980s, when the couple came to marriage counseling at Wright's Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago. After discovering he had been cuckolded, Fred Payne, who had married Elizabeth in October 2006, headed straight for divorce court.

Something about all this just seems hella shady to me, but if you wanna revel in the nonsense, feel free to read the rest of the New York Post article. One note: I guess this dispels the myth of Wright being a racist. Payne, despite the broad nose and whatnot, is one hunned percent Caucasian. You can't exactly talk black and sleep white in 08', can you? That's some 70's idd'ish.

I guess Jeremiah's chickens..... have come hooooommmmme. To rooooooooooooosst.



Oddly, I don't really see the GOP using this as additional anti-Barry ammo, considering Cotton Hill's well documented dalliances. That would just be wrong for lots of reasons.

Keep it in your pants, Rebb'n.

Question: What the hamsammich was Rebb'n Wright thinking?

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