Before anyone jumps the gun, the answer is "no". AverageSis and I are no longer in the babymaking business. I would, however, like to extend a congrats to AverageNation™ charter member and frequent contributor
EbonyGentleman (aka: Markus) and his lovely wife on the birth of a healthy 6 pound - 1 ounce baby girl named Genesis[1] over the weekend.
Wish the first time parents a hearty congrats, and offer your best first-time parent advice you-know-where.
Question: Other than hoarding money and learning to deal with sleep deprivation, what's your best new parent advice for EbonyGent and his wife?!?[1] That's not baby genesis in the pic.
