Meme makers, Youtube Autotuners, exploitative t-shirt makers, and lovers of Ignorant Negros Local News Eyewitnesses worldwide, rejoice! That black guy might have put a shoe to his ex-wife and might not have actually rescued that white woman after all, but why let that ruin the party. Move over, Charles Ramsey, cause in the words of renowned urban poet O'Shea Jackson,
"they'll have a new n*gga" next year."
And by "next year", I mean "next news cycle". Meet
outraged Detroit resident Melinda Brown Duncan, who is angry as hell at
Barry Sanders being chosen as the Madden coverboy something or other, and lets a local reporter have an earful.
Duncan starts trending in 5...4...3...2...