If at first they don't succeed... lock his ass up and try again.
Well, well, well. You just knew that after nearly two decades of licking that open wound that Cochran caused, The White Crusaders were just waiting to nail OJ on anything in the name of GetBack. He's caused more than his fair share of stupidity since The Trial of the Century. Stealing bootleg DirecTV. Appearing in a video game as a murderous running back. That stupid PPV interview. Writing a self-indicting tell-all. But nothing really stuck, until now.
And boy, if these allegations are true, The Juice won't be loose much longer.
O.J. Simpson was arrested Sunday and faces multiple felony charges in an alleged armed robbery of collectors involving the former football great's sports memorabilia, authorities said.I guess his rationale for not calling the cops makes sense. I mean, how seriously would they treat a call from OJ for help? But still, common sense and general Negro Intuition says something about this whole story just sounds very very wrong. Just how dumb would Orenthal have to be after all these years to call up a couple of armed weed carriers to help him retrieve a her throwback jerseys? I'd like to thank that the man's learned a thing or two since that notorious ride on the 405.
Prosecutors were planning to charge Simpson with two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, burglary with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and coercion, said Clark County District Attorney David Roger.
A conviction on the most serious charge, robbery with use of a deadly weapon, could bring a sentence of three to 35 years for each count, he said.
Simpson, 60, has said he and other people with him were retrieving items that belonged to him. Simpson has said there were no guns involved and that he went to the room at the casino only to get stolen mementos that included his Hall of Fame certificate and a picture of the running back with J. Edgar Hoover.
Simpson told The Associated Press on Saturday that he did not call the police to help reclaim the items because he has found the police unresponsive to him ever since his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, were killed in 1994.
Also, I can't help but wonder how/if this is somehow coincidentally linked to the release of the Goldman's book. That sorta timing just doesn't happen. I mean really.
I can't believe I'm typing this, but I am gonna give The Juice the benefit of the doubt here. Something tells me that if this isn't an outright setup, then somebody here is definitely lying. 2 + 2 don't equal 32. It just doesn't add up.
On the other hand, barring any additional evidence to the contrary, I'd say they're getting a jumpsuit ready in Carson right about now. Cause if OJ did this, they he's headed upstate for awhile, and there's no Isotoners or exhumed remains of Johnny Cochran that can stop that.
Congrats Orenthal James Simpson! You've just reclaimed the title of Most Hated Negro on Earth!
Barry Bonds is laughing inside.
O.J. Simpson arrested in Vegas robbery [AP]
