I so wish I was making this up.
A Minneapolis man has been charged with robbery after police say he robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone then took off her shoes and licked her toes.Kids, repeat after me: "Crack is Wack, Crack is Wack!!!". Really, what more can I add that the mugshot doesn't already say for itself?
According to the criminal complaint, Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, approached a woman who was leaving work around 1 a.m. Saturday. He said to her, in a very demanding voice, "put your cell phone and purse inside the bag". The complaint said that the 24-year-old woman was frightened so she complied. After giving Davis her belongings he demanded she take her shoes off. She complied and Davis responded "Now I'm going to suck your feet".
The victim told police that she was too shocked and scared to do anything. Davis then tried to suck her neck but as he approached her some people walked by and he took off. Police arrested the man a few minutes later about four blocks away. The woman identified the suspect and police were able to recover her keys and phone.
Davis has been charged with simple robbery and theft from a person, both felonies and his bail is set at $20,000.
Davis' brother from another, the Ol' Dirty Bastard, is crying inside.
Mugger Who Licks Woman's Toes Charged With Robbery [WCBS]
