Just in case you're curious. AB - Me, AS - My Wife AOB - My Oldest Brother, AMB - My Middle Brother, AA - My Aunt, ASL - My Sister In Law, ABL - My Brother In Law.
AB - God bless & good night.
11:37pm
{Janet Jackson comes onstage. Tearjerker montage of photos. Highlight of the night. Jamie Foxx sings "I'll Be There". The show ends on a semi-classy note.}
11:26pm
{Drake & Lil' Wayne perform.}
AB - They bleeped out the "open up her legs to filet mignon" line.
AOB - Thank God.
AS - His hair looks nice tonight.
AB - They need to bleep half this song out.
{Lil' Wayne's daughter and a few other scantily dressed tweens come onstage to dance along. This is getting disturbing.]
AB - This is so wrong.
AS - Underwhelming. Why didn't Drake stand up even once?
AB - God, this is late. I am gonna regret this when I have to wake up at 4am to catch that Acela to NYC.
11:23pm
{The Toya and Tiny promo is shown for the 233rd time}
AB - I'm actually gonna watch that at least once. They got me.
11:17pm
{Jamie Foxx introduces Maxwell, and says he's "a little moist".}
AB - [Pause]
{AS and AA are having a conniption fit. I'm considering ending the live blog. Where is Human Tivo when you need it?}
11:14pm
{The cast of "Baby Boy" comes back onstage, clearly burning/filling time. Ving Rhames drops another expletive. Beyonce wins an award. Jay-Z awkwardly kisses her before she goes onstage.}
AS - That's a marriage of convenience.
AB - Aren't they all.
AS - She seems off tonight. Something's not right.
AOB - She's just shy.
11:11pm
{TI is being systematically disenfranchised for the moment, so his baby mama Tiny comes onstage to accept his award for him.}
AB - If ya'll can't say nothin' nice...
{silence}
11:08pm
{Taraji Henson and Tyrese do an impromptu rendition of "Baby Boy"}
AB - Classic.
AS - Classic.
AOB - Classic.
11:07pm
AB - Can we see Lil' Wayne already. Some of us have Day Jobs to go to in the morning.
AS - Stop complaining.
AOB - They aren't going to cut Maxwell.
AB - Lil' Wayne ain't gettin' cut.
AOB - Don Cornelius messed it up for everyone.
AB - Here's that "Rap It Up" commercial with the guy with the logo-less fitted cap again. If I see this commercial one more time, I am going to have unprotected sex.
AS - Huh?
