Man, this story is so many kinds of wrong, I'm surprised my cousin HotAirBalogger didn't run it first.
A New York man who pleaded guilty to murder in exchange for buckets of fried chicken will get calzones and pizza to go with his life sentence.Tremayne Durham, You Are The Bama Of The Week!!! Week! Week![1]
Tremayne Durham, 33, of New York City, admitted last month that he fatally shot Adam Calbreath, 39, of Gresham, in June 2006. Durham wanted to sell ice cream and ordered an $18,000 truck from an Oregon company. He later changed his mind, but the company wouldn't provide a refund. The would-be ice cream man came to Oregon and killed Calbreath, a former employee of the company, while looking for its owner, authorities said.
Durham agreed to plead guilty to murder - but only if he could get a break from jail food. The judge agreed and granted Durham a feast of KFC chicken, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream.
After Wednesday's sentencing, Durham was to get the rest of the deal - calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream, his defense attorney confirmed. They will pay the tab.
So, this dumbass basically cops a plea for Fried Chicken.
I knew Black folks loved them some chicken, but this is freakin' ridiculous.
But, but, but, but wait... it gets worse.
Durham also got married Wednesday in a civil ceremony at the Portland courthouse. The wedding to Vanessa Davis, 48, also of New York City, was not part of the plea deal that will give Durham a chance for parole after 30 years.Someone please explain to me what sorta dumb woman would exchange vows with the kinda moron that kills over an ice cream truck and cops a plea for some Popeyes. Vanessa Davis, you need to get your life right. Tremayne Davis too, but that goes w/o sayin'.
Popeyes does have some good chicken, but damn. Raise your standards Tremayne. Demand better. Are you tellin' me you couldn't negotiate some Ruth's Chris at the bare minimum?
Sad, sad, sad.
Question: Man, I ain't even got a question for this kinda Negro Nonsense. If you've got something witty and sarcastic to add, do it you-know-where. I'm headed off to get me some Mrs. Winners[2] and a sweet tea.
Murder Plea Is Finger Lickin' Good [CBS]
[1] Admit it. Huggy Lowdown ain't the same since he left The Donnie Simpson Show. Huggy w/o Donnie is like Kashi without the milk.
[2] Just kidding. There are no Mrs. Winners in the DC Urreah, sadly. Are there?
